Saturday 31 August 2013

Alas, India

"Let the House remember this. The Indian political parties and political classes do not represent the Indian masses. It is a delusion to believe that they do. I wish they did. They are not as representative of them as the movements in Britain represent the surges and impulses of the British nation. This has been proved in the war……The Congress Party declared non-co-operation with Great Britain and the Allies.……the Muslim League, sought to make a bargain about it, but no bargain was made.……Nevertheless, the only great volunteer army in the world that fought on either side in that struggle was formed in India. More than three and a half million men came forward to support the King-Emperor and the cause of Britain; they came forward not by conscription or compulsion, but out of their loyalty to Britain and to all that Britain stood for in their lives. In handing over the Government of India to these so-called political classes we are handing over to men of straw, of whom, in a few years, no trace will remain.

This Government, by their latest action, this 14 months limitation—which is what I am coming to— (will) cripple the new Viceroy and destroy the prospect of even going through the business on the agenda which has to be settled. This can only be explained as the complete adoption of one of Mr. Gandhi’s most scatterbrained observations, which I will read to the House. It was made on 24th May, 1942, after the Mission. He said: 'Leave India in God’s hands, in modem parlance, to anarchy; and that anarchy may lead to internecine warfare for a time, or to unrestricted dacoities. From these a true India will arise in place of the false one we see.' There, as far as I can see, is a statement indistinguishable from the policy His Majesty’s Government are determined to pursue."
— Sir Winston Churchill

Truer words were seldom spoken. The "men of straw" have infested this once-great land as might a demonic, inhuman entity possess a hapless soul and will not be exorcised.

Monday 26 August 2013

160 Best Hindi Films Of All Time [In My Humble Opinion]

Inspired by the current hullabaloo over Indian Cinema completing 100 years, I set out to compile my own list of the 100 Best Hindi Films Of All Time.

And realized what a cruelly tough task it was!

So, I extended the list a bit and came up with my list of the 160 Best Hindi Films of all time.

I have not put the films in any particular order, just entered them in the list randomly. I think it could have been pruned a bit; say, to 150, but then, what's done is done.

Let me know your thoughts, and do remember: the list DOES NOT follow any particular order—chronological, alphabetical, aesthetic, or otherwise.

Special mention of the fact that an overwhelming majority of entries in the list belong to the 1955-1982 period, which IMHO is the Golden Period of [mainstream] Hindi Cinema.

So, here it is:

1.      ANAND [1971]
2.      ZANJEER [1973]
3.      ABHIMAAN [1973]
4.      NAMAK HARAAM [1973]
5.      DEEWAAR [1975]
6.      MILI [1975]
7.      SHOLAY [1975]
8.      CHUPKE CHUPKE [1975]
9.      AMAR AKBAR ANTHONY [1977]
10.  MUQADDAR KA SIKANDAR [1978]
11.  TRISHUL [1978]
12.  DON [1978]
13.  SHAKTI [1982]
14.  AGNEEPATH [1990]
15.  KABHI KABHIE [1976]
16.  SILSILA [1981]
17.  KAALA PATTHAR [1979]
18.  BLACK [2005]
19.  ROTI KAPADA AUR MAKAAN [1974]
20.  LAKSHYA [2004]
21.  Bawarchi [1972]
22.  Daag [1973]
23.  Aradhana [1969]
24.  Gol Maal [1979]
25.  Awara [1951]
26.  Shree 420 [1955]
27.  Sangam [1964]
28.  Mera Naam Joker [1970]
29.  Jis Desh Mein Ganga Behti Hai [1960]
30.  Do Aankhen Barah Haath [1957]
31.  Ardh Satya [1983]
32.  Junoon [1978]
33.  Kalyug [1981]
34.  Mandi [1983]
35.  Arth [1982]
36.  Droh Kaal [1994]
37.  Chashme Buddoor [1981]
38.  Khatta Meetha [1978]
39.  Waqt [1965]
40.  Satyakam [1969]
41.  Hamraaz [1967]
42.  Ittefaq [1969]
43.  Kanoon [1960]
44.  Guide [1965]
45.  Jewel Thief [1967]
46.  Teesri Manzil [1966]
47.  Darr [1993]
48.  Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam [1999]
49.  Maine Pyar Kiya [1989]
50.  Hum Aapke Hain Koun..! [1994]
51.  Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi [1958]
52.  Door Gagan Ki Chhaon Mein [1964]
53.  Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak [1988]
54.  Hare Rama Hare Krishna [1971]
55.  Mere Apne [1971]
56.  Aandhi [1975]
57.  Koshish [1972]
58.  Parichay [1972]
59.  Kinara [1977]
60.  Angoor [1982]
61.  Khamoshi [1969]
62.  Khushboo [1975]
63.  Khamosh [1985]
64.  Andaz Apna Apna [1994]
65.  Khamoshi [1996]
66.  Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman [1992]
67.  Qurbani [1980]
68.  Gunga Jumna [1961]
69.  Naya Daur [1957]
70.  Hum Dono [1961]
71.  Mughal-E-Azam [1960]
72.  Mother India [1957]
73.  Prem Pujari [1970]
74.  Ram Aur Shyam [1967]
75.  Seeta Aur Geeta [1972]
76.  Mr. India [1987]
77.  Chaalbaaz [1989]
78.  Lamhe [1991]
79.  Chandni [1989]
80.  Do Bigha Zamin [1953]
81.  Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar [1992]
82.  3 Idiots [2009]
83.  Taare Zameen Par [2007]
84.  Pyaasa [1957]
85.  Omkara [2006]
86.  Maqbool [2003]
87.  Kahaani [2012]
88.  Paan Singh Tomar [2012]
89.  Satya [1998]
90.  Shiva [1990]
91.  Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke [1993]
92.  Yaadon Ki Baaraat [1973]
93.  Hum Kisise Kum Naheen [1977]
94.  Ghayal [1990]
95.  Sahib Biwi Aur Ghulam [1962]
96.  Johny Mera Naam [1970]
97.  Devdas [1955]
98.  Pakeezah [1972]
99.  Kaagaz Ke Phool [1959]
100.          Bahu Begum [1967]
101.          Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge [1995]
102.          Haqeeqat [1964]
103.          Guddi [1971]
104.          Mirch Masala [1987]
105.          Salaam Bombay! [1988]
106.          A Wednesday! [2008]
107.          Gardish [1993]
108.          Chitchor [1976]
109.          Rajnigandha [1974]
110.          Chhoti Si Baat [1975]
111.          Baton Baton Mein [1979]
112.          Damini [1993]
113.          Madhumati [1958]
114.          Baiju Bawra [1952]
115.          Astitva [2000]
116.          Kaho Naa…Pyaar Hai [2000]
117.          Paar [1984]
118.          Shatranj Ke Khilari [1977]
119.          Trikal [1985]
120.          Aakrosh [1980]
121.          New Delhi Times [1986]
122.          Sadma [1983]
123.          Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro [1983]
124.          Katha [1983]
125.          Parinda [1989]
126.          Anupama [1966]
127.          Phool Aur Patthar [1966]
128.          Mera Gaon Mera Desh [1971]
129.          Sunghursh [1968]
130.          Padosan [1968]
131.          Hindustan Ki Kasam [1973]
132.          Kala Bazar [1960]
133.          Kala Pani [1958]
134.          Upkar [1967]
135.          Purab Aur Paschim [1970]
136.          Bandini [1963]
137.          Lagaan [2001]
138.          Gadar: Ek Prem Katha [2001]
139.          Prahaar [1991]
140.          Shaheed [1965]
141.          Saaransh [1984]
142.          Bees Saal Baad [1962]
143.          Gumnaam [1965]
144.          Woh Kaun Thi? [1964]
145.          C.I.D. [1956]
146.          Howrah Bridge [1958]
147.          Dil Chahta Hai [2001]
148.          Baazigar [1993]
149.          Amar Prem [1972]
150.          Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa [1993]
151.          Taal [1999]
152.          Namkeen [1982]
153.          Kati Patang [1970]
154.          Border [1997]
155.          Mrityudand [1997]
156.          Sparsh [1980]
157.          Raakh [1989]
158.          Maachis [1996]
159.          Mausam [1975]
160.          Shaukeen [1982]